Gospel/People Laundering

Definition: The concealment of the origins of biblically-illegally obtained persons. Typically by means of transfers (of said Person/loyalty from their biological family to Calvarytempleland/Pastor);  involving peddling the true/legitimate Gospel as our front. In order to Lure said Person/s into our Den of Iniquity.

Nobody Knows who we are. Where we came from. About our Actual Biological Family. Cuz Pastor has told us that Only those who Obey Him are fit to be Our Family. Not the poor suckers who Raised/Paid/Cared/Loved us.

Oh so Cleverly he lured us. Great Youth programs. Fun activities. So Polite. Well dressed. Sigh. We make the hearts of adults Swell with Pride. Little did they know. Soon we were being Very Quietly instructed to Love Pastor more. Cuz loving Pastor equals loving God. And loving your Family means loving Yourself. And loving yourself means you are headed for Hell.

Nice little Twist on the Gospel. AFTER we get your Kids to beg you to take them to Calvarytempleland.  Nobody loves your kids like Calvarytempleland. Not even You. Just drop them off at the Corner of Calvarytempland. We are waiting to Pick them up. They will be Ours (Uhhhh I mean god’s).

But God says, “But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea” (Matthew 18:6). “And oppress not the widow, nor the fatherless, the stranger, nor the poor; and let none of you imagine evil against his brother in your heart” (Zechariah 7:10). “Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds! When the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the power of their hand. And they covet fields, and take them by violence; and houses, and take them away: so they oppress a man and his house, even a man and his heritage. Therefore thus saith the Lord; Behold, against this family do I devise an evil, from which ye shall not remove your necks; neither shall ye go haughtily: for this time is evil” (Micah 2:1-3). 

The Birds & The Bees

Pretty Nasty stuff. Uhhh. At least when you hear Pastor/Greer telling us (the Youth) about their bedroom Romps. Yuck. Supposedly we are having Youth Group. Reality Check parents: Its Introduce Your Kids to Lewd/Lustful thoughts of the Opposite Gender. Goal: To awake our Hormones. Then major Guilt-trip if anyone Displeases our Diabolical Leaders by not parroting the Priestly party Line. Finally. Push us into Arranged/Barely out of our Tweens marriage. Yeah. Despite all our Boastings of being on-fire for God. Apparently We have No Self-Control/good Sense. Regarding S.E.X. That is What Pastor Says. He has To keep us Safe from ourselves. Get us to Heaven.

So he Compels us to marry Early/Soon/Swiftly. Carefully Selected Spouses. Who coerce/compliment/connive with Pastor and Cronies. Each marriage Must have at least 1 Minion in Back Pocket of St. Starr the Serpent. This ensures Control is retained by Pastor over our Personal Lives (even the bedroom). “Feel free to call my cell day or night” (Bedroom Advice to  Honeymooners from Queen Kimberly). 

We Don’t really Believe the Gospel. It has no Power in our lives to keep us Pure. We need our Daily Fix/monitoring by Daddy Scott. He only can Instruct us on Birds/Bees/Biddable behavior. (OR maybe we are not Real Christians. Just Psuedo-Ones.)

But God says, “For this is the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel after those days, saith the Lord; I will put my laws into their mind, and write them in their hearts: and I will be to them a God, and they shall be to me a people” (Hebrews 8:10). “As many as desire to make a fair shew in the flesh, they constrain you to be circumcised; only lest they should suffer persecution for the cross of Christ” (Galatians 6:12).

Liar Liar/Pants on Fire

“I don’t know anything about that.” Yes we do. We are afraid we are next. We do not agree with leadership BUT God will handle Pastor. People are being destroyed. Sigh. Nothing We can do. Just obey Pastor. And LIE. Pretend Pastor is Righhhhhhhhht!  B’cuzzzzzzz we will be in Trouble if we Open Our Yap. Aaaaaaaand Lying is only Sin if we do it w/o Pastors Implied Consent. Instructed to Fib For god (little g denotes god of this World/Prince of Darkness/Satan). The Shining Starr wants glory/None of the shame.

Close our Eyes/Ears. Violators of God’s Law (like Us); cannot live with the Truth. Funny thing. The Truth keeps popping up. Here/there in unlikely Venues/Voices.  A still/small Voice that calls “This is the Way. Walk in it.” Let Pastor stand before The Man of Truth. What do I Smell? Is something/someone Burning? Where there is Smoke there is Fire. 

Judgment is at the Door. Doctrines of Deception have been Diagnosed. Repent. Turn from your Evil Ways while there is time. 

But God says, “But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death” (Revelation 21:8). “Should thy lies make men hold their peace? and when thou mockest, shall no man make thee ashamed” (Job 11:3). “Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee” (Revelation 3:9). “God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent: hath he said, and shall he not do it? Or hath he spoken, and shall he not make it good” (Numbers 23:19).

The Twisted Cross of Calvary Temple Sterling

The Bent/Broken one. Does it resemble the Sacrificial Instrument he Bore on his back? Suffered on. Once for All/Always. The cross that served him as he Finished/accomplished our being redeemed From the power of Sin/Death?

Uhhhh. No. 

The Twisted Cross taught here in Calvarytempleland is a False Instrument. We use it to deceive/divide/destroy Kind hearts of the uninitiated. Those Ignorant of Evil in a godly Guise. Unaware/About to be Devoured. Instead of Lifting up The One who DID defeat Sin and Death. Instead We put You on our Twisted Cross. To writhe in the Wind as you Wail!

Not to Find Forgiveness of Sin through Jesus Christ. The Lord. To Reduce you to a whimpering/simpering slave of our Lord/Master Starr R. Scott. Alias/Pastor of Your Winnowed Soul. Nothing left to give the Real Lord and Master. Except the Crumbs of your Ravaged love.

And God says, “As many as desire to make a fair shew in the flesh, they constrain you to be circumcised; only lest they should suffer persecution for the cross of Christ. For neither they themselves who are circumcised keep the law; but desire to have you circumcised, that they may glory in your flesh. But God forbid that I should glory, save in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world is crucified unto me, and I unto the world. For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision, but a new creature” (Galatians 6:12-15). “Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage. Behold, I Paul say unto you, that if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing. For I testify again to every man that is circumcised, that he is a debtor to do the whole law. Christ is become of no effect unto you, whosoever of you are justified by the law; ye are fallen from grace…Ye did run well; who did hinder you that ye should not obey the truth? This persuasion cometh not of him that calleth you” (Galatians 5:1-4,7,8).

How To Avoid ‘Legal Liability’  

Such Tedious Work. Sigh. 

That Is the Question. Tricksy. How to obtain informed consent to ‘discipline Us’, without legal liability. It’s the Fine Line. For Pastor at Least. Who’s to Blame when we Put Out a minor child? Who’s to Blame when we remove all money from Joint bank account w/o informing the spouse? Who’s to Blame when we change Locks on our homes so our (Really Righteous) family member cannot enter. Who’s to blame when we put that Rascally/restraining Order on a peaceful member of our home to Embarrass/Harass them into Silence? Who’s to Blame when we Hide your kids from you/Encourage them to Run Away from home? Endangering a minor child. Who’s to Blame when we Spread Sin Stories about you (Slander Baby)? Who’s to Blame when we Knowingly keep information from Parents about your (THEY ARE gods don’t ya know?)children. Who’s to Blame when our Other pastors do divinely/devious/dastardly things. And flee to us for Cover?  Who’s to Blame when Pastors BFF’s get away with (ahem). Hmmmm. 

I Know nothing! Pastor whispers to Deacon. Deacon whispers to Mindless Minion. Minion has a TALK with Idiot/Offender. Everyone owns it. Pastor Protection Program. Sheep lay down Lives for Pastor. So he can go on vacation. Get some R&R. To Regroup/Rethink his Doctrine of Deception.

But God says, “And he said, Woe unto you also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne, and ye yourselves touch not the burdens with one of your fingers” (Luke 11:46). “They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate” (Titus 1:16). “And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward” (Matthew 6:5). “Which say, Stand by thyself, come not near to me; for I am holier than thou. These are a smoke in my nose, a fire that burneth all the day” (Isaiah 65:5).

Lemon Laws

Lemon Laws? For A Dud of a Pastor.

A Man’s Law that prevent Criminals from Preying upon unsuspecting buyers of Rotten Cars. Hey! Isn’t there a Higher Lemon Law from God? To Protect Us from a Rotten Pastor? To prevent Preying (with an “E”) Pastors from Abusing Gods People?

I Vote Yes! Not that Pastor cares much for our Vote. Or anyone else’s besides his Own. Because he eradicated all Checks/Balances of Righteousness. Such as pastors With a Mind/Backbone/Conscience? Just Pay if Forward fellow minion-pastors with a small “p”. The mighty Seer/St.Starr/Serpent will buy you Jewels/Houses/Vacations/Verrry Nice Vehicles. If you Hold your Peace. Don’t ask/Don’t tell. And then We will all be Rich/Rich/Rich! But, you open your ‘YAP’, and you Lose/Lose/Lose! We (Leadership) walk in Unity. (We get along. To get along. Got it Stupid?)

Got it. Stupid.

But God says, “A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach; Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous; One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity; (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?) Not a novice, lest being lifted up with pride he fall into the condemnation of the devil. Moreover he must have a good report of them which are without; lest he fall into reproach and the snare of the devil” (1 Timothy 3:2-7). “If any be blameless, the husband of one wife, having faithful children not accused of riot or unruly. For a bishop must be blameless, as the steward of God; not selfwilled, not soon angry, not given to wine, no striker, not given to filthy lucre; But a lover of hospitality, a lover of good men, sober, just, holy, temperate” (Titus 1:6-8). “Wherefore, brethren, look ye out among you seven men of honest report, full of the Holy Ghost and wisdom, whom we may appoint over this business” (Acts 6:3). “But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law” (Galatians 5:22,23).

Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pastor’s (oops! Pirate’s) Life For Me

This about says it all. 

Disclaimer: Calvary Temple is Peddling Wolves in Sheep’s Clothing

A Pastor/Pirate’s Life For Me

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot
(We call it the Wealth of the Wicked, laid up for the Righteous!)
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot
(Your children are Our-I mean gods-children.)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack
(Don’t talk to anyone-or you will never see your ‘children/parents’ again!)
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack
(If you cannot trusssst Me in money-Mega Guilt-Trip)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me

We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
(The tongue is a little fire….we sow division/destruction/disorder/disunity/etc.)
We burn up the city, we’re really a fright
(Pastor strikes FEAR in our quaking souls. Damnation/Hellfire)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me

We’re rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves
(Not many Mighty men here. Just a Bunch of Wascally Wolves, uh Sheep.)
We’re devils and black sheep, really bad eggs
(Angel of Light. Falling like a STARR from heaven. To Hell?)

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me

We’re beggars and blighters, never-do-well cads
(The Apple doesn’t fall far from the Tree, eh, Pastor?)
Aye, but we’re loved by our mommies and dads (tears of Joy)
(Who is my mom/pop? He that does Pirate/Pastors will.)

Yo ho, yo ho, a Pirate/(Pastors) Life for Me.
~The Toucan Pirate

But God says, “I have seen the wicked in great power, and spreading himself like a green bay tree. Yet he passed away, and, lo, he was not: yea, I sought him, but he could not be found” (Psalm 37:35,36). “A righteous man hateth lying: but a wicked man is loathsome, and cometh to shame” (Proverbs 13:5). “Enter not into the path of the wicked, and go not in the way of evil men” (Proverbs 4:14). “Yet if thou warn the wicked, and he turn not from his wickedness, nor from his wicked way, he shall die in his iniquity; but thou hast delivered thy soul” (Ezekiel 3:19).