Calvarytemple Curiosities

We are Curious Christians. Unlike any you have known before. We lure you with our Happy/carefree/well-mannered/softly spoken Ways. And then our Pastors/deacons take over your life. And your families. We are the Advertisement/billboard. Calvarytempleland is a business. Concern for your Soul extends as far as your Profitability to Pastors Endgame. Do you contribute to the Whole? Are you Expendable? What gifts/talents may be exploited/consumed to Prop up our Pastor of Perversions?

Don’t trouble your Pretty Little Head. Pastor will take care of it. Tell your Concerns to the Captain/deacon/pastors. Always go up. Never get Involved in your LO’s Discipline. God (via Pastor) is Dealing with them. You don’t want to be Fighting/opposing God/god now! Do you? You don’t want to Save them. When God is Casting them Off. Right?


But God says, “As I live, saith the Lord God, Sodom thy sister hath not done, she nor her daughters, as thou hast done, thou and thy daughters. Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good. Neither hath Samaria committed half of thy sins; but thou hast multiplied thine abominations more than they, and hast justified thy sisters in all thine abominations which thou hast done. Thou also, which hast judged thy sisters, bear thine own shame for thy sins that thou hast committed more abominable than they: they are more righteous than thou: yea, be thou confounded also, and bear thy shame, in that thou hast justified thy sisters” (Ezekiel 16:48-52).

Daub It. Plaster It. Pave It.

Judgement is at the Door, but we need to Plaster/Pave the Parking Lot. Woe is Me. How vain/profane. Maintain the Illusion. Kill the Just. Deliver the Wicked out of God’s hand. Injustice/iniquity are found Within our Doors. We open our Wallets for the Daubing of our Mortar (walls/floors). But we have Stolen/slain many LO’s (Loved Ones) in our Midst. Passing unJust Sentences upon the RO’s (Righteous Ones). Lying/Stealing/Defrauding/Destroying. Woe to the unRighteous inhabitants of Calvarytempleland. We seek only to Impress by our WhiteWashed Immaculate Image. A tomb Full of Dead men’s (women’s/children’s) Bones. “Mommy, look at the Pretty Graveyard!”

But God says, “And the word of the Lord came unto me, saying, Son of man, prophesy against the prophets of Israel that prophesy, and say thou unto them that prophesy out of their own hearts, Hear ye the word of the Lord; Thus saith the Lord God; Woe unto the foolish prophets, that follow their own spirit, and have seen nothing! O Israel, thy prophets are like the foxes in the deserts. Ye have not gone up into the gaps, neither made up the hedge for the house of Israel to stand in the battle in the day of the Lord. They have seen vanity and lying divination, saying, The Lord saith: and the Lord hath not sent them: and they have made others to hope that they would confirm the word. Have ye not seen a vain vision, and have ye not spoken a lying divination, whereas ye say, The Lord saith it; albeit I have not spoken? Therefore thus saith the Lord God; Because ye have spoken vanity, and seen lies, therefore, behold, I am against you, saith the Lord God. And mine hand shall be upon the prophets that see vanity, and that divine lies: they shall not be in the assembly of my people, neither shall they be written in the writing of the house of Israel, neither shall they enter into the land of Israel; and ye shall know that I am the Lord God. Because, even because they have seduced my people, saying, Peace; and there was no peace; and one built up a wall, and, lo, others daubed it with untempered morter: Say unto them which daub it with untempered morter, that it shall fall: there shall be an overflowing shower; and ye, O great hailstones, shall fall; and a stormy wind shall rend it. Lo, when the wall is fallen, shall it not be said unto you, Where is the daubing wherewith ye have daubed it? Therefore thus saith the Lord God; I will even rend it with a stormy wind in my fury; and there shall be an overflowing shower in mine anger, and great hailstones in my fury to consume it. So will I break down the wall that ye have daubed with untempered morter, and bring it down to the ground, so that the foundation thereof shall be discovered, and it shall fall, and ye shall be consumed in the midst thereof: and ye shall know that I am the Lord. Thus will I accomplish my wrath upon the wall, and upon them that have daubed it with untempered morter, and will say unto you, The wall is no more, neither they that daubed it; To wit, the prophets of Israel which prophesy concerning Jerusalem, and which see visions of peace for her, and there is no peace, saith the Lord God. Likewise, thou son of man, set thy face against the daughters of thy people, which prophesy out of their own heart; and prophesy thou against them, And say, Thus saith the Lord God; Woe to the women that sew pillows to all armholes, and make kerchiefs upon the head of every stature to hunt souls! Will ye hunt the souls of my people, and will ye save the souls alive that come unto you? And will ye pollute me among my people for handfuls of barley and for pieces of bread, to slay the souls that should not die, and to save the souls alive that should not live, by your lying to my people that hear your lies? Wherefore thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I am against your pillows, wherewith ye there hunt the souls to make them fly, and I will tear them from your arms, and will let the souls go, even the souls that ye hunt to make them fly. Your kerchiefs also will I tear, and deliver my people out of your hand, and they shall be no more in your hand to be hunted; and ye shall know that I am the Lord. Because with lies ye have made the heart of the righteous sad, whom I have not made sad; and strengthened the hands of the wicked, that he should not return from his wicked way, by promising him life: Therefore ye shall see no more vanity, nor divine divinations: for I will deliver my people out of your hand: and ye shall know that I am the Lord” (Ezekiel 13).

Evading the Evidence. Malice or Corruption?

Hmm. Somethings aFoot! Incompetence/indifference/inconvenient Truths? We Calvarytemplelanders practice Evidence Evasion daily.

Missing husband/student/momma/brother?
Shock/horror/Silence in familiar faces of Former Friends?
‘They Are Now Evil’ sermons Thundered from our Poisonous Pulpit.
Do not look/hug/talk to your RbGD’s. (Relationships of byGone Days)
Our Reality is Stranger than famous fiction.

“Perhaps you can account also for the bullet which has so obviously hit the window?”
“By George! How ever did you see that?”
“Because I looked for it.”-Sherlock Holmes chides the indifferently attentive Inspector Martin of the Norfolk Constabulary, in The Adventure of the Dancing Men.

“Critical evidence will sometimes evade the notice of an inattentive or inept investigator because he is not looking for it. When that evidence has been found, documented, and then ignored by the investigator, something worse than incompetence – most likely malice or corruption — is at work” (Unknown).

But God says, “So I returned, and considered all the oppressions that are done under the sun: and behold the tears of such as were oppressed, and they had no comforter; and on the side of their oppressors there was power; but they had no comforter” (Ecclesiastes 4:1). “As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths” (Isaiah 3:12). “I have done judgment and justice: leave me not to mine oppressors” (Psalm 119:121).

Pebble On the Path

How to keep Ourselves pure/untainted from the enticements/entanglements of World/Satan? We must Watch out for the Pebbles on the Path. We might be Tripped up. By Individuals (aka Pebbles) who would Stumble us on our Walk of Holiness.

Oh you mean the Wine/Women/ExCons/Fast Cars/Porn/$$ that Beset us here in Calvarytempleland? Uhh. No. We mean Your Family. Pebbles of Stumbling. (Horrors/gasp/shock)

Your husband/wifey/sister/brother/father/mother/son/daughter/grandparents. The ones you Loved. That Distrust/dislike/disavow our SuperStarr R. Scott. They must be Removed from the Path of our Lives. So we can Easily Follow the Enticements of our Evil Emissary. St. Starr./Serpent.

Methods of our Madman in Achieving this Removal of Pebbles? Crush (break them).
Throw them out (break them). Stop All communication with them (break them). Get you to Take their Belongings (break them). Keep their LO’s (Loved Ones) from you (break them). All future Communicaton will be through our Lying Leaders of Lust (break them). Turn a Blind Eye to Molestation (break them). Permit bullying (break them). Repeat Lies aLot (break them). Pebbles. Pretty dangerous. Per Pastor.

But God says, “There is a voice of the howling of the shepherds; for their glory is spoiled: a voice of the roaring of young lions; for the pride of Jordan is spoiled. Thus saith the Lord my God; Feed the flock of the slaughter; Whose possessors slay them, and hold themselves not guilty: and they that sell them say, Blessed be the Lord; for I am rich: and their own shepherds pity them not. For I will no more pity the inhabitants of the land, saith the Lord: but, lo, I will deliver the men every one into his neighbour’s hand, and into the hand of his king: and they shall smite the land, and out of their hand I will not deliver them…Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me. Then said I, I will not feed you: that that dieth, let it die; and that that is to be cut off, let it be cut off; and let the rest eat every one the flesh of another…And the Lord said unto me, Take unto thee yet the instruments of a foolish shepherd. For, lo, I will raise up a shepherd in the land, which shall not visit those that be cut off, neither shall seek the young one, nor heal that that is broken, nor feed that that standeth still: but he shall eat the flesh of the fat, and tear their claws in pieces” (Zechariah 11:3-6, 8, 9, 15,16).

Favoritism For the Fortunate Few

Sure. We play charades here. Often. How to Cozy up to Pastor/Cronies? Use the Ladies. The lucky Ladies of Leisure. Midas touch for the Missus’s of Mercenary/Ministry. Butter up Babes. Who Among Us Cater to Calvarytempleland Elite? LOL. There’s a FF (fortunate few) all Around us. Names you say? Shucks. We already Know.  But for the ignorant/Clueless. Names you shall have.

Hannah, Emily, Emily, Carolyn, Ronny, Jim, Jim, Kevin, Kevin, Amy, Forbe, Steve, Steve, Kimberly, Carly, Greer, Leah, Chris, Olivia, Mike, Mike, Dan, Josh, Steven, Sarah, George, Tara, Lynn, Tony, Tony, and…(This is Redundant. We All Know. Enough already.)

Just like the World. Pastor knows how to Reward the Rats among us. Lust of the Loyal ladies of Lasciviousness. Lust for power/favor/pride/position/etc./etc. Sigh. Sorrow. Sadness.

But God says, “Woe unto the world because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh!” (Matthew 18:7) “Woe unto you that are full! For ye shall hunger. Woe unto you that laugh now! for ye shall mourn and weep” (Luke 6:25). “Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight!” (Isaiah 5:21) “Woe to her that is filthy and polluted, to the oppressing city!“(Zephaniah 3:1) “Woe unto them that decree unrighteous decrees, and that write grievousness which they have prescribed” (Isaiah 10:1). “Woe unto you, when all men shall speak well of you! for so did their fathers to the false prophets” (Luke 6:26).

Please Lord, Help Me Get One More.

Calvarytempleland has One Purpose. Destroy you/yours. The Kingdom of Cain. As in Cain and Able. Cain killed his brother Abel. He was Jealous. He hated his brother! Pastor is Jealous. Of fathers/mothers/sisters/brothers. WhoEver has the allegiance of a LO (loved one). Must be Destroyed. No One can be Loved more than our Sinister Seer of Servitude St. Starr/Serpent. He is The Most important.

Is it Wrong to Want to Rescue the True King’s People? From destruction/despair? Please Lord. Help get one more. Away from this Place of pain/perversity/poison. Restored back to their Own LO’s. Hearts’ pain Eased. Comforted from Afflictions. Loved Again. Lies/liars Exposed. Truth told. True to One true King.  He chose to Seek/Save the Lost/looted/languishing. Not destroy.

Please Lord. Help get one more.

But God says, “Now, thou son of man, wilt thou judge, wilt thou judge the bloody city? Yea, thou shalt shew her all her abominations…In thee have they set light by father and mother: in the midst of thee have they dealt by oppression with the stranger: in thee have they vexed the fatherless and the widow…Can thine heart endure, or can thine hands be strong, in the days that I shall deal with thee? I the Lord have spoken it, and will do it…There is a conspiracy of her prophets in the midst thereof, like a roaring lion ravening the prey; they have devoured souls; they have taken the treasure and precious things; they have made her many widows in the midst thereof. Her priests have violated my law, and have profaned mine holy things: they have put no difference between the holy and profane, neither have they shewed difference between the unclean and the clean, and have hid their eyes from my sabbaths, and I am profaned among them. Her princes in the midst thereof are like wolves ravening the prey, to shed blood, and to destroy souls, to get dishonest gain. And her prophets have daubed them with untempered morter, seeing vanity, and divining lies unto them, saying, Thus saith the Lord God, when the Lord hath not spoken. The people of the land have used oppression, and exercised robbery, and have vexed the poor and needy: yea, they have oppressed the stranger wrongfully. And I sought for a man among them, that should make up the hedge, and stand in the gap before me for the land, that I should not destroy it: but I found none” (Ezekiel 22:2,7, 14, 25-30).

A Sign

“What a horrible thing for Jesus to return and to be standing over there with a sign. Tragic. Oh God, help them…If I was some of them, I would put down my signs and fall on my face and begin to pray.” Saith our Sinister St. Starr. Seer of all things Evil. Still harping on the Signs. SignBearers. Those who held the Signs. Protesters/their Signs. Hmmmm. We miss them. Where are they? Pastor/Cronies cannot Forget/drop the Trial of the SignSters.

Pastor misses the Righteous Adversaries (RA’s). He needs Enemies. They keep the magnifying glass off his Sinister Scenes of Seduction. How long have RA’s been absent? Weeks/months? Ah. In the Silent Vacuum hear the sound of the Gavel. The hammer falling. Judgment Reserved for our unRighteous Ministers of Deceit. Liars/Lying Wonders. Exposed as Frauds of a Fiendish Fellowship. Fall on our Faces. Cry aloud/pray. For mercy. For Destroying the Heritage of the Lord.

But God says, “For as Jonas was a sign unto the Ninevites, so shall also the Son of man be to this generation” (Luke 11:30). “And it came to pass in the days of Ahaz the son of Jotham, the son of Uzziah, king of Judah, that Rezin the king of Syria, and Pekah the son of Remaliah, king of Israel, went up toward Jerusalem to war against it, but could not prevail against it” (Isaiah 7:1). “That this may be a sign among you, that when your children ask their fathers in time to come, saying, What mean ye by these stones?” (Joshua 4:6). “But he answered and said unto them, An evil and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given to it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas” (Matthew 12:39).