Shall we do A Play? Our Pastor of disaster Loves plays. Of fairyTales from the Land of Lying Wonders? Where Truth is stranger than Fiction. And scarcely to be Heard/found.
Part 1 – Marvelous Women Vs. Lying Ladies of Laodicea
Where o’where have they gone? The lovely/beautiful Women of Scripture. Not found in our unHallowed Halls of Hypocrisy anymore. Sorrow/sadness. What’s left are lying ladies are Afraid of the LoC. Our Sinister/Seer St. Star will Remove Women who are Good/Pure/gentle/easily Entreated/kind/unCorruptible. Sigh. All we have Left are Old Lyin’ ladyHags/and PrettyPatsys. Who shutUp when told. Or lie to Save their Skin.
Lyin’ LadyHags like: Kimberly. Donna. Carolyn. Dorothy. Barb. Mary. Robin. Sarah. Amy. Linda. Janet. Brenda. Lou. Theresa. Norma. Betsy. Amy. Dawn. Chris. Cory. Pat. Angela. Greer. Emily. Debbie. Erica. Cindy. Yelena. Debby. Colette. Connie. Rhonda. Lisa. Dawn. Janet. Susan. Connie. Donna. Deborah. Lovey. etc. (Apologies tendered if unLikely Omission Offends)
PrettyPatsys like: Julianna. Brandy. Sarah. Jamie. Candace. Leah. Vanessa. Joelle. Breeana. Sara. Lynn. Jan. Oliva. Courtney. Brooke. Carly. Grace. Joy. Wendy. Christina. Jenn. Emily. Danielle. Adele. Haley. Ceanna. Noelle. Hope. Samantha. Sarah. Shawnita. Kristi. Lyndsay. Michelle. Karin. Shelly. Katie. Becky. Megan. Kristi. Erin. Rachel. Laurel. Mary. etc. (Apologies tendered…see above)
Marvelous Women/RROs like: Renee. Dottie. Helen. Nancy. Amy. Michelle. Marsha. Patty. Rosie. Ellen. Dina. Cynthia. Gretel. Patti. Molly. Sarah. Sharon. Susan. Shelly. Victoria. Aja. Martha. Marian. Naomi. Rachel. Waleska. Anna. Pat. Terry. etc. (Apologies Sincerely Offered if Unintentional Omission occurred)
But God says, “How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace; that bringeth good tidings of good, that publisheth salvation; that saith unto Zion, Thy God reigneth!” (Isaiah 52:7) “Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy. Who can find a virtuous woman? For her price is far above rubies…Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come. She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness…Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the Lord, she shall be praised” (Proverbs 31:9,10,25,26,30).