Wish You Were A Better Man (Ode Of Pastor/Deacon Wifey’s)

Consider the Song. Why didn’t you Janet (RIP)? How could you CoverUp Kim? How about it Groomer Greer? Got any Torment Tara? Silence Steph? Confessions Chris? Doubtful yet Deb? Danger ahead Ditzy Dawn? Anxious Adele? What goods a godly Woman if she Won’t Restrain her Ravenous/Revolting/rapacious/roving Man o’god?

Where o where have the good Gals gone? Oh. Yeah. The unRoyal We crucified them.

What’s that? Pastor swears women are Evil? Convenient. For the good/bad Boys Club. Run amok in Calvarytempleland. Home of the Coward. Land of the Slave. Where we Oppress/Suppress/reDress courtesy of our Pastors. And the Vanquished are called Vile. And the Victorious do Notorious Evil.

Two Woes. Hearts hard. The Judge of all the Earth does Right. We do Wickedly.

But God says, “But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?” (Matthew 3:7) “These things hast thou done, and I kept silence; thou thoughtest that I was altogether such an one as thyself: but I will reprove thee, and set them in order before thine eyes” (Psalm 50:21).

What Can Wash Away Our Sins?

Long silence. How to give an Answer? Sins dark/deadly/Disgusting. Revealed revelations of Ravished kids. Predator Pastors/dastardly deacons/Lying Ladies of unGodly Ministers of Deception. All reVealed Vampires. The prey? Our own Calvarytempleland Kids. Stunned. Silence. Sorrow.

Why did our unPious Hireling Pastors not Tell/warn Us? They fled. They Rest safely, while the Ravished hide in Fear? Left to Grapple with Pastor of Perversions/St. Star the Serpent. Father of unFaithfulness. And his unRighteous Pastor Sons of Shame. Horror upon Horrors. Sackcloth. Ashes. Tears.

But God says, “For both prophet and priest are profane; yea, in my house have I found their wickedness, saith the Lord” (Jeremiah 23:11). “Their feet run to evil, and they make haste to shed innocent blood: their thoughts are thoughts of iniquity; wasting and destruction are in their paths…For our transgressions are multiplied before thee, and our sins testify against us: for our transgressions are with us; and as for our iniquities, we know them; In transgressing and lying against the Lord, and departing away from our God, speaking oppression and revolt, conceiving and uttering from the heart words of falsehood. And judgment is turned away backward, and justice standeth afar off: for truth is fallen in the street, and equity cannot enter” (Isaiah 59:7, 12-14).

Cut Our Losses

What’s left. That is. Quick reView of our pirate Policies:
*Manipulate kids to Do Pastors Bidding-not Yours
*Shock & Awe abusive tactics produce Comatose Calvarytemplanders
*Alienate kids from mom/pop
*Divide pops/moms to DisCredit Parental Influences
*Destroy your Credentials/reputation/ability to Function
*Circulate false Narratives/disCredit the Willful Minion with a Mind
*EnDanger us/you/yours by lascivious/leering Leadership

Let us Cut our Losses. ReGroup/reThink.  Doing Thus:
*Bring in the ex-cons. They shall serve our Little god or Suffer his Wrath. He commands them. Holds their Paroled Future in his silky/slimed White Hands of Death.
*Leverage our Losses. Who can the ‘Royal We’ Bleed for Benefit? Get a Public Relations Picture of controlled/reManipulation for Propaganda
*Sign on the Dotted Line. All yours is Mine. If you wish to See Sweet Thing again
*Marry. InBreeding? Young/early/repeat
*Groom outLying/$Loaded hamlets for Possible reLocation.

Sigh. Sadness. Sorrow.

But God says, “But unto the wicked God saith, What hast thou to do to declare my statutes, or that thou shouldest take my covenant in thy mouth? Seeing thou hatest instruction, and castest my words behind thee. When thou sawest a thief, then thou consentedst with him, and hast been partaker with adulterers. Thou givest thy mouth to evil, and thy tongue frameth deceit. Thou sittest and speakest against thy brother; thou slanderest thine own mother’s son. These things hast thou done, and I kept silence; thou thoughtest that I was altogether such an one as thyself: but I will reprove thee, and set them in order before thine eyes. Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver” (Psalm 50:16-22).

Spiritual Sadists

Let us Stroll through the Land of Calvary Temple. A place of Controlled Chaos. Home sweet Home. Where Pastor & Sons give us the Rope we are Told to Hang ourselves with. No Worries Mate. Pastor will Cut us Down. Just as we Succumb to Hopelessness. Giving us that Rush of TrP (Temporary relief of Pain). Pretty clever.

‘Everyday Sadism (spiritually Speaking) – Enjoyment of Inflicting moderate levels of Pain on Others.’ Gee whiz. What’s Your pain Tolerance Joe? Are you Beat Down Enuf to Marry that Girl you Don’t Wanna Marry yet? Suffer/sweat/succumb to our Little god. Watch as we Offer up Kids. Sacrifices to the Rapacious Appetite of (drumroll). St. Star the Serpent.
2 Woes. Beware those who devour Widows Houses.

But God says, “And he said unto them in his doctrine, Beware of the scribes, which love to go in long clothing, and love salutations in the marketplaces, And the chief seats in the synagogues, and the uppermost rooms at feasts: Which devour widows’ houses, and for a pretence make long prayers: these shall receive greater damnation” (Mark 12:38-40).

Just Fight a Little Longer My Friends

Judgement comes. We feel it. FhF (Forced happy Face) is mandatory. Smile. God loves us. SpinMaster Spider of Death Swiftly weaves Sticky string Lies about us. Now you See us. Now you Won’t. Minion mummies wrapped in layers of Lies. Cannot/Will not Break free? Can we/Could we/Should we? Lies = Poisonous pulpit panicAttack. Spider Star flees when no Man/woman/kid pursues. Reality is Our hard Taskmaster. Our deeds have beDeviled us to our Doom. Talk of the Town. Sighs. Sorrow. Sadness.

But God says, “Now therefore know and consider what thou wilt do; for evil is determined against our master, and against all his household: for he is such a son of Belial, that a man cannot speak to him…Now David had said, Surely in vain have I kept all that this fellow hath in the wilderness, so that nothing was missed of all that pertained unto him: and he hath requited me evil for good…And it came to pass about ten days after, that the Lord smote Nabal, that he died” (1 Samuel 25:17, 21, 38).

Worst Christians Ever

We are unGood guys. Corrupted counterfeits of Christ. Twice dead. Unholy/unThankful/without natural Affection Proud/disobedient to Mom & Pop. False Accusers of Brethren/unControlled/Heady/think Really Highly of Us/We/Me. Boastful/pleasureLovers/fierce. Sneaky Creepers/LustFul. Always in Church/unAble to Learn Righteousness. Cuz we are Destitute of TTers. (TruthTellers) Cuz we Chased ’em Away. ‘Killed ’em’. Through our unPious Pulpit of Lies/dRD (deRanged Deacons)/cCoC (comrade Captains of Collusions. Dang. We Are the Worst Christians Ever.
Sigh.

But God says, “Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away…Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth…But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as theirs also was” (2 Timothy 3:5,7,9).

Bully Pulpit

PsuedoPious Pastor of Perversions. St. Starr the Sinister Seer of inSurrections in our Midst. Ho Hum. Here we go Again. Bullying from the Pulpit. Nothing like a Pastoral work/Vacation to Rip/reArrange our Lives. Pastor loves unWilling Victims. The challenge Excites him. Bullies in Place. Groomed to Execute his Orders on the unSuspecting Minions of Calvarytempleland. OldTimers getting Nauseous/POd. Sniffing the Fear of our Ferocious father of unFaithful men. Hmmmm. What’s Coming? Judgment from on High. Sigh. Sorrow. Sadness.

But God says, “Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men’s bones, and of all uncleanness. Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity. Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because ye build the tombs of the prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the righteous, And say, If we had been in the days of our fathers, we would not have been partakers with them in the blood of the prophets. Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the children of them which killed the prophets. Fill ye up then the measure of your fathers. Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?” (Matthew 23:27-33)