We R At Our Best When We R Brainless (Duh)

brain·less
ˈbrānləs/
adjective

stupid; foolish. “a brainless bimbo”
synonyms: stupid, foolish, witless, unintelligent, ignorant, idiotic, simpleminded, slow-witted, feebleminded, halfwitted, empty-headed; More

Sometimes Pastor, I can hardly believe you r saying these things when you r saying these things. I mean, gosh gee whizzzz, it’s awfully stupid stuff! But, on the bright side. We all get to be slapped in the face with the idiocy of your sermons in a most worthy public forum, such as the internet. And even THAT is more merciful than the Great White Throne of Judgment that awaits you in a very short while. (Just saying you are considerably aged, so chances are…)

Ah, but I digress. So we are BEST when our brains r in nuetral, nada, zippo, etc.? Tell that one to the sundry government agencies that employ us. And the banks, offices, businesses, schools, stores we work at. You are becoming a bit of a liability Pastor. A foolish man is condemned by his own words. Time to hit the delete button. OR perhaps you should eat more ice-cream.

But God says, “For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ” (1 Corinthians 2:16). “Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them. For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple” (Romans 16:17-18). “And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus” (Philippians 4:7). 

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