Marvelous Stories from Calvarytempleland – Part 3

Part 3 – Calvarytempleland/Comedy Of Errors

Calvarytempleland. Whitewashed/wishWashy/hogwash. Evil deeds Played out behind trappings of Culture/$. Sins of LoC. Revealed in these Last Days. Doers of the Word? No. We are unDoers of the Word. Hypocrites extraordinaire. We excell. At committing to unFaithful Men.

  • Pastor of Disaster allegedly Molests young Nieces/while in bible school.
  • Pastor (rePositioned) has 2 (or 3?) little affairs with our Ladies of the Congregation.
  • Pastor (unMarried @the time) helps 3 Minors to Run Away from parents/live with him.
  • Pastor divorces wife of his Youth/runs to Africa to hide his Sins. (AbandonMent of Family/refused financial Support wife/daughters/refused Wife time to grieve unTimely Death of their Child/reMarried Girl in Africa half his age). Whew!
  • Pastor (rePositioned) a Godly man/married friends’ Mother after friends unTimely death. He was 18. She was Middle-aged divorcee/mom of 4.
  • Pastor accused of Swiping Church Assets. Then highTailing it to missionField of Kenya. Called by St. Star to Serve the Africans.
  • PuppetPastor (unOfficial hitMan for St.Star) flees From The Law in Africa. Badboy chased outta Town by Indignant Mothers.
  • Deacon (Pastors BFF) allegedly Molests Niece. Abandoned Child at Bus-stop when she Talked.
  • Deacons wife has affair with Pastor. Hushup.
  • Deacon (married) allegedly into porn. Put down/Put back as Deacon.
  • Deacon (married) allegedly hitting on single ladies in church. Put down/Put back as Deacon.

But God says, “Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?” (Matthew 7:4) “And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?” (Luke 6:41)