Lemon Laws

Lemon Laws? For A Dud of a Pastor.

A Man’s Law that prevent Criminals from Preying upon unsuspecting buyers of Rotten Cars. Hey! Isn’t there a Higher Lemon Law from God? To Protect Us from a Rotten Pastor? To prevent Preying (with an “E”) Pastors from Abusing Gods People?

I Vote Yes! Not that Pastor cares much for our Vote. Or anyone else’s besides his Own. Because he eradicated all Checks/Balances of Righteousness. Such as pastors With a Mind/Backbone/Conscience? Just Pay if Forward fellow minion-pastors with a small “p”. The mighty Seer/St.Starr/Serpent will buy you Jewels/Houses/Vacations/Verrry Nice Vehicles. If you Hold your Peace. Don’t ask/Don’t tell. And then We will all be Rich/Rich/Rich! But, you open your ‘YAP’, and you Lose/Lose/Lose! We (Leadership) walk in Unity. (We get along. To get along. Got it Stupid?)

Got it. Stupid.

But God says, “A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach; Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous; One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity; (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?) Not a novice, lest being lifted up with pride he fall into the condemnation of the devil. Moreover he must have a good report of them which are without; lest he fall into reproach and the snare of the devil” (1 Timothy 3:2-7). “If any be blameless, the husband of one wife, having faithful children not accused of riot or unruly. For a bishop must be blameless, as the steward of God; not selfwilled, not soon angry, not given to wine, no striker, not given to filthy lucre; But a lover of hospitality, a lover of good men, sober, just, holy, temperate” (Titus 1:6-8). “Wherefore, brethren, look ye out among you seven men of honest report, full of the Holy Ghost and wisdom, whom we may appoint over this business” (Acts 6:3). “But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law” (Galatians 5:22,23).