Wish You Were A Better Man (Ode Of Pastor/Deacon Wifey’s)

Consider the Song. Why didn’t you Janet (RIP)? How could you CoverUp Kim? How about it Groomer Greer? Got any Torment Tara? Silence Steph? Confessions Chris? Doubtful yet Deb? Danger ahead Ditzy Dawn? Anxious Adele? What goods a godly Woman if she Won’t Restrain her Ravenous/Revolting/rapacious/roving Man o’god?

Where o where have the good Gals gone? Oh. Yeah. The unRoyal We crucified them.

What’s that? Pastor swears women are Evil? Convenient. For the good/bad Boys Club. Run amok in Calvarytempleland. Home of the Coward. Land of the Slave. Where we Oppress/Suppress/reDress courtesy of our Pastors. And the Vanquished are called Vile. And the Victorious do Notorious Evil.

Two Woes. Hearts hard. The Judge of all the Earth does Right. We do Wickedly.

But God says, “But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?” (Matthew 3:7) “These things hast thou done, and I kept silence; thou thoughtest that I was altogether such an one as thyself: but I will reprove thee, and set them in order before thine eyes” (Psalm 50:21).