The Birds & The Bees

Pretty Nasty stuff. Uhhh. At least when you hear Pastor/Greer telling us (the Youth) about their bedroom Romps. Yuck. Supposedly we are having Youth Group. Reality Check parents: Its Introduce Your Kids to Lewd/Lustful thoughts of the Opposite Gender. Goal: To awake our Hormones. Then major Guilt-trip if anyone Displeases our Diabolical Leaders by not parroting the Priestly party Line. Finally. Push us into Arranged/Barely out of our Tweens marriage. Yeah. Despite all our Boastings of being on-fire for God. Apparently We have No Self-Control/good Sense. Regarding S.E.X. That is What Pastor Says. He has To keep us Safe from ourselves. Get us to Heaven.

So he Compels us to marry Early/Soon/Swiftly. Carefully Selected Spouses. Who coerce/compliment/connive with Pastor and Cronies. Each marriage Must have at least 1 Minion in Back Pocket of St. Starr the Serpent. This ensures Control is retained by Pastor over our Personal Lives (even the bedroom). “Feel free to call my cell day or night” (Bedroom Advice to ¬†Honeymooners from Queen Kimberly).¬†

We Don’t really Believe the Gospel. It has no Power in our lives to keep us Pure. We need our Daily Fix/monitoring by Daddy Scott. He only can Instruct us on Birds/Bees/Biddable behavior. (OR maybe we are not Real Christians. Just Psuedo-Ones.)

But God says, “For this is the covenant that I will make with the house of Israel after those days, saith the Lord; I will put my laws into their mind, and write them in their hearts: and I will be to them a God, and they shall be to me a people” (Hebrews 8:10). “As many as desire to make a fair shew in the flesh, they constrain you to be circumcised; only lest they should suffer persecution for the cross of Christ” (Galatians 6:12).